Craptions Classics October 10, 2007

What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

Raziel

Other Craptions

"Ro Ming! You no pray with food!"

Jon

good boy had not seen pussy in a long time and the picture on her shirt was driving him crazy

gaius nihillus

Skippy knew that this wasn't the macrena but he didn't have the heart to tell her.

TwistedPixel

Little did the photographer know, ''Cheese!'', means ''Kick the dog!'' in Japanese.

Pinceke

Though once a famous Muppet, Rolf spent the last years of his life trolling through the seedy underbelly of peekaboo theater. Still, he loved the applause.

Guadalcanal Diary

No No No Ming Na! you no play wi' food!!

Appahman

EGM "Super Mario Puppy Kicker is an excellent example of the Wii's advanced control scheme, but the gameplay is repetitive, and the graphics leave something to be desired. 9.5"

PWOT-Okra

Chun-Li executes her famous "Lightning Kick" against her unsuspecting poodle.

evilman

Look lady! I dont want to hump your leg! You are not my type!

Lexter_is_Bad

Picture of a pet and owner on graduation day at the Michael Vick Dog Obedience School in Hong Kong.

vasrchr

ATTACK OF THE DURACELL BUNNIES!!!!

Ctrl,Alt,Defeat

As Foo-Foo 'the martial artist master poodle' swings his adversary around to certain death...he thinks...man...gotta go back and visit www.NeilsNotes.com for an even better laugh that this shit!

Ranger

Ever wonder what a happy release looks like between man and beast? Here you go.....

trush07

After she runs out of peanut butter and her dog loses interest, Chin-Chin the Chinese Princess Slut swears she'll try men next! www.NeilsNotes.com

Ranger
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