What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

"Ro Ming! You no pray with food!"

good boy had not seen pussy in a long time and the picture on her shirt was driving him crazy

Skippy knew that this wasn't the macrena but he didn't have the heart to tell her.

Little did the photographer know, ''Cheese!'', means ''Kick the dog!'' in Japanese.

Though once a famous Muppet, Rolf spent the last years of his life trolling through the seedy underbelly of peekaboo theater. Still, he loved the applause.

No No No Ming Na! you no play wi' food!!

EGM "Super Mario Puppy Kicker is an excellent example of the Wii's advanced control scheme, but the gameplay is repetitive, and the graphics leave something to be desired. 9.5"

Chun-Li executes her famous "Lightning Kick" against her unsuspecting poodle.

Look lady! I dont want to hump your leg! You are not my type!

Picture of a pet and owner on graduation day at the Michael Vick Dog Obedience School in Hong Kong.

ATTACK OF THE DURACELL BUNNIES!!!!

As Foo-Foo 'the martial artist master poodle' swings his adversary around to certain death...he thinks...man...gotta go back and visit www.NeilsNotes.com for an even better laugh that this shit!

Ever wonder what a happy release looks like between man and beast? Here you go.....

After she runs out of peanut butter and her dog loses interest, Chin-Chin the Chinese Princess Slut swears she'll try men next! www.NeilsNotes.com