Bikers! What is your profession?!

"Bullshit. Not all of you nicknamed your bike Spartacus."

At the Tour De Soviet Russia, the bike rides you.

Steve stared outside his window. His horoscope was right today.

Magneto is such a prick.

Ironically, not a single black man in sight.

Everyone who has used steroids before the race, raise your bike.

Once the Rapture came, God took bikes first, just so he could piss off environmentalists with the irony of their futile attempts to save the planet.

Trying to impress the little ladies after it was scientifically proven bike riding causes impotence.

For tonight we ride in HELL!

Traffic Jam, London City Centre 2187.

Here we see the majetic bike flock in it's natural habitat,
today, the flock swarms down on a very 'special' kind of prey.

Backpack Jimmy always forgot theme day at summer camp.

Ok, would the guy in grey on the bottom left please leave the field. Now could somebody remove one bike and I'll start the tape again...

To repel the alien invaders, the French had only one possible sacrifice most dearest to their hearts to offer...