The shoppers walked by, unaware of the soulful, tender, duel to the death in their midst.

Stamps depicting Elvis during his "Hispanic years" are worth millions.

Welcome to Elvis World where if you ain't in white pleather, you ain't nothing but a hound dog.

Habib's costume was superior but there was just something about Mark's complexion that tipped the scales in his favor.

The solo performance of "I Feel Good" was lackluster. The rendition of "Viva Las Vegas" had no sparkle. The duet of "Endless Love", however...

Sotik tried to keep singing, but Bobby's fart was appalling.

It is common knowledge that most Elvis impersonation contests are judged not upon costumes or singing resemblance, but on how well waxed one's face is into a classic Elvis-grimace.

Indian actors misinterpret the name "Elvis"; they thought that actors had to be the size of an elf to qualify.

Elvis serenades that one guy from the Planet of the Apes

"When cloning goes wrong"

"Treat me like a fool......."

Elvis Presley must be turning in his wheelchair.

Two of the contestants in the Annual Fake Orgasm Contest.

In a shocking turn of events Las Vegas decided to "outsource" all there Elvis impersonators. Putting dozens of Fat American Elvis out of work.

Thats the hairiest chest I've ever seen. It looks like fucking wire.