Craptions Classics March 16, 2006

Bob the Builder almost destroys the universe by touching his antimatter counterpart


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When he least expected it, the iPod commercial collapsed upon Jim the carpenter.

Choco Taco

The spy crawled along slowly and cautiously, knowing that even the slightest noise could lead to his discovery.

Linux fan

"Stubborn silhouette stains..."

Chab Gassie

As Joe's feet slipped and the tools came crashing out of his anus, Phil finally realized how someone kept smuggling his tools out of the workshop.


Maybe we are taking this 'safe sex' thing a bit too far.


There is nothing more frustrating than assembling a bookshelf from IKEA.

Ohm IE

You'd be surprised how much the pay is for dusting off the atomic shadows at Hiroshima Water Park.


Although he was now old and a construction worker, Peter Pan's shadow finally caught up with him.


Harry was only a part time gyneacologist - he didn't know much but he'd have a look


Male engineers adding support to the glass ceiling.....

Rat Boy

Perhaps inappropriately, Brandon flaunts his ability to do construction work and breakdance simultaneously.


In Soviet Russia, shadow sees YOU!!!


The mystery of the disappearance of last year's ice-tunneling crew had been solved.


It was only after a minute of scrubbing that Fred realized the man's crotch was on the other side of the window.

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