I never asked my Dad to explain the birth process ever again.

"Well, that sea life won't be bothering anyone again!"
"Thank you, Captain Crude Oil!"

John never bathed and was anything but subtle with the ladies.

Eric decided that jumping in tar every day was an easier way to make his teeth look whiter.

In his spare time, the Human Torch wasn't quite as impressive.

Yeah, it was his first day fingerprinting people.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing at our KKK meeting? Who do you think you... George? Oh, man! Nice one, dude!"

Even more disturbing than furries, "tarries" have built a dank and sticky following in recent months.

"Hi, Steve. What's new?" "I'm black."

And then he stole my t.v......

The quarterback regrets treating his center to some homemade chili.

Jeff describes how to have sex with an Octopus.

sunbathing isn't what it used to be now that the hole in the ozonelayer has expanded to cover the entire earth

Goatse, reverse camera angle.

This is how happy Redneck-man was when he realized the symbiote had chosen him as its new host. The symbiote soon realized its mistake when Redneck-man started to use his new powers for sexual harassment only.