Craptions Classics September 25, 2007

It was Hernando's first time with a train, and though EMU 49 promised to be gentle, the onlookers secretly hoped for the worst.

thetanman

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The train had stopped but Rudy was determined to die.

Maybe

When Asim's psychic told him he would one day be crushed to death by an emu, this was the last thing he expected.

MJH

Newton's Fourth Law: The amount of train a person can pull with his teeth is inversely proportional to intelligence and directly proportional to UNIMAGINABLE PAIN.

cs5

Not pictured: Ominous cloaked figure twirling his mustache dastardly.

JabberBody

Extreme trainspotting.

eur0

It took many years for a machine to beat a human at chess. The machines had less trouble when it came to locomotion, however.

J Random

In some parts of rural Asia, trains are powered by working class citizens with good dental plans.

Ctrl, Alt, Defeat

Hybrid power will make trains more green, but somewhat slower.

evan oops

Better put up the "Staff Wanted" sign again Jerry.

GSC

THe train approached fast and George saw his life flash before him, but suddenly the world turned sideways and the train rolled back down as George hung safely to the newly formed ladder.

bright

September 26th, 4:30pm. At age 52, Marko finally has his last baby tooth removed.

JM

New Bio Fule, this train runs on mexicans!

MgM

Little did Wang know that when he stopped pulling, the train would keep going.

whatafuckingdumbass

"Listen up people! There is a bomb on this train! If I don't keep pulling it with my teeth at approximately 1 mph, we'll all be dead!"

Choco Taco
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