It was Hernando's first time with a train, and though EMU 49 promised to be gentle, the onlookers secretly hoped for the worst.

The train had stopped but Rudy was determined to die.

When Asim's psychic told him he would one day be crushed to death by an emu, this was the last thing he expected.

Newton's Fourth Law: The amount of train a person can pull with his teeth is inversely proportional to intelligence and directly proportional to UNIMAGINABLE PAIN.

Not pictured: Ominous cloaked figure twirling his mustache dastardly.

Extreme trainspotting.

It took many years for a machine to beat a human at chess. The machines had less trouble when it came to locomotion, however.

In some parts of rural Asia, trains are powered by working class citizens with good dental plans.

Hybrid power will make trains more green, but somewhat slower.

Better put up the "Staff Wanted" sign again Jerry.

THe train approached fast and George saw his life flash before him, but suddenly the world turned sideways and the train rolled back down as George hung safely to the newly formed ladder.

New Bio Fule, this train runs on mexicans!

September 26th, 4:30pm. At age 52, Marko finally has his last baby tooth removed.

Little did Wang know that when he stopped pulling, the train would keep going.

"Listen up people! There is a bomb on this train! If I don't keep pulling it with my teeth at approximately 1 mph, we'll all be dead!"