See, once you reach 88 MPH on this baby, you acheive Enlightenment.
Buddy ChristWe can't seem to fix your bike, sir... where in the world would you get the idea that Zen monks can maintain motorcycles?
Gisrip TreborBored with the same old routine, the Dalai Lama chose to reincarnate as a Kawasaki ZX-7RR.
Why notSorry guys. I really wanted to be a Buddhist but just look at this awesome ride Jesus gave me.
RazielThe three monks were confused. No one suspected that Ong-Bok would be a Transformer.
Psycho Gerbil"Damn, did the Frenchman ask for Zen Monks with the bike or ten months with the bike?"
MaybeYeah its a sweet ride. Traded a yak for it straight up...
Duff boyThe Lama told me, to tell you guys, to quit messing with his shit.
imJusSayinLittle did they Chinese know that their proposed "Motorcycle race for your cultural sovereignty" was about to backfire...
Mike OldsWe call this meditation exercise "Balls to the Wall".
Evilman"I got it started. Rev it up."
"OK"
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But sensei, it's not like the ancient holy texts ban it specifically
bobboringbakerNo, Seriously, i seen jackie chan do it in a movie once!
MgMThe monks were disappointed that motorcycles do not run on inner peace.
bacdacThe Lama's Yamaha
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