See, once you reach 88 MPH on this baby, you acheive Enlightenment.

We can't seem to fix your bike, sir... where in the world would you get the idea that Zen monks can maintain motorcycles?

Bored with the same old routine, the Dalai Lama chose to reincarnate as a Kawasaki ZX-7RR.

Sorry guys. I really wanted to be a Buddhist but just look at this awesome ride Jesus gave me.

The three monks were confused. No one suspected that Ong-Bok would be a Transformer.

"Damn, did the Frenchman ask for Zen Monks with the bike or ten months with the bike?"

Yeah its a sweet ride. Traded a yak for it straight up...

The Lama told me, to tell you guys, to quit messing with his shit.

Little did they Chinese know that their proposed "Motorcycle race for your cultural sovereignty" was about to backfire...

We call this meditation exercise "Balls to the Wall".

"I got it started. Rev it up."
"OK"
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But sensei, it's not like the ancient holy texts ban it specifically

No, Seriously, i seen jackie chan do it in a movie once!

The monks were disappointed that motorcycles do not run on inner peace.

The Lama's Yamaha