"Quick, bank right! They're right on our ass!"
"That's exactly where we want them..."
With a homosexual as a deflector, the Royal Air Force was now completely invisible to Gaydar.PanicintheStreetsofLondon
He wasn't one for self sacrifice, but Henry knew that Gayzilla's only weakness was a gaudy accessory straight to the heart.Psyton
Leave Britney ALONE!CC
"Oh for fuck's sake, Uwe. You just had to make Ziggy Stardust into a movie, didn't you?"asdf
Thanks to superior Nano technology we now finally have insight into both Elton John's and Michael Jackson's dreams.BBC_Nightly_kaS
There's got to be a David Bowie joke in here somewhere, but I don't really want to find it...J Random
Red Baron: The Untold Storybengay
This is what you get when you take the animals out of the circus. Are you happy Cirque du Soleil? ARE YOU HAPPY?!Fish
In Soviet Russia, you pay tooth fairy!AngryRantingBob
Hitler's youth league had an experimental paratrooper division, fortunately they were wiped on their first practice jump, taking a good chunk of the Aryan uber race with them.winkihed
Jerry had always dreamed of flying the skys as a boy. With the latest technology he was finally able to achieve his dream.Big_Asian