If only you weren't a jew dog.

In 2011, Apple announces their newest entertainment device, priced at $1,299: iDog: Because we're totally fucking out of ideas.

No Mr. Bigsby,I expect you....to die.

Cindy eventually found her market niche selling lap-size pets for super villains.

"I'm you...from the future.
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HAHAHA I'm kidding. You're just incredibly fucked-up on LSD right now!"

"So that's how they make the Secret Sauce!"

Obviously a fake. Asians don't have reflections.

Aww, don't look at me like that. I promise microwaves are good for you!

Due to a spelling mistake on the cover of the script, Robert Gurney initially spends millions filming, "Terrier from the Year 5,000."

unleash the nemesis

OK, now little dog, you must power the entire planet. Godspeed!

FINISH HIM!!!

"Take me to your leader's leg."

Pavlov 2.0

Schrodinger's little-known "dog bubble" experiment proved to be pointless, but adorable.