Even Waldo doesn't know where the fuck he is right now.
AnonymouseHe had been warned not to wear shoes in the pool.
PilomotorWho else has something to say about my Speedo?
destroyahLook closely. People standing around rigidly and talking, one inexplicably nude man, another apparently dead in the middle of the party... This is the World of Warcraft.
tsIn the diving contest, Robert was sure to win, as his opponent Billy had missed the pool.
XanethMeanwhile, Murray stood there in his speedo hoping someone "his type" would fall unconcious out of the pool
NapkinWhen the only person willing to help you is a pantless man at a public pool, you're in deep shit.
NickemsJames learned the hard way that "No Diving" works both ways.
schroederA dead body by the water slide just means the ride will be even more kick-ass.
rikitybridgeIn the hope that pantless middle aged men were like bears, Jim dived to the ground and prayed to god he looked dead.
BlaowWho else wants to try making me put on pants?
RLSCharlie was in luck; no one seemed to notice this dead man, but Charlie did, and he also noticed the wallet sticking out of the guy's pants...
KiIf you insist on running by the pool, at least don't run with scissors. That's just asking for trouble.
HoratioFred was happy. He was finally going to get his gerbil back.
SmithyDanny wanted to be buried at sea, but this was all he could afford.
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