"Hold perfectly still!" George Lucas shouted. "All the acting will be added later in the green screen behind you."

Who does your nails?

The noogie defender had but one weakness: wet willies.

"Dammit Bill, you installed the spikes on the wrong side of the torture cap. Again.

Wolverine's brother had a slightly less badass power

My Penis: An Autobiography.

This is what happens when you think too hard.

The new Wi-Fi helm bridges any wireless signals, feeding major bandwidth to all your wireless accessories.

You're gonna look great, Bjork! Seriously. Now let me just finish up your make-up, and then you can put on the hedgehog-dress . . .

Looks like someone got nailed last night.

"And if I touch this button here, your helmet will invert"

"I said to make him look like a STREET urchin!"

"Now be careful not to mess up my face paint or I'll just look ridiculous."

"Are you sure?"
"Yep"
"Really?"
"No, you actually do look like a fag"

Yes he is from Pinnsylvania.