"Hold perfectly still!" George Lucas shouted. "All the acting will be added later in the green screen behind you."

Who does your nails?

The noogie defender had but one weakness: wet willies.

"Dammit Bill, you installed the spikes on the wrong side of the torture cap. Again.

Wolverine's brother had a slightly less badass power

My Penis: An Autobiography.

This is what happens when you think too hard.

The new Wi-Fi helm bridges any wireless signals, feeding major bandwidth to all your wireless accessories.

You're gonna look great, Bjork! Seriously. Now let me just finish up your make-up, and then you can put on the hedgehog-dress . . .

Looks like someone got nailed last night.

"I said to make him look like a STREET urchin!"

"And if I touch this button here, your helmet will invert"

"Now be careful not to mess up my face paint or I'll just look ridiculous."

"Are you sure?"
"Yep"
"Really?"
"No, you actually do look like a fag"

Yes he is from Pinnsylvania.