Craptions Classics September 07, 2007

Orange you glad we didnt throw rocks?

JT

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Whenever people ask Mark what he does for a living, he just lies.

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Breakfast at Gitmo.

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Bill didn't have a French maid fetish, he had a Minute Maid fetish.

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Quentin Tarantino thought he had destroyed all copies of his original version of "Pulp Fiction". He was wrong.

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DAMN you, excessive gravity face!

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Some of the oranges pass right through and some don't - proving that science still has a lot to learn

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"I know there's a better way to make orange juice, but this guy needs the money, and by God, he's going to work for it."

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John expected something else when he was told to put on the mask and prepare to lick up some juice.

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That Mother Fucker had scurvy!

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Not the easiest of ways to make a vodka and orange juice, but i'll be damned if it isn't the most entertaining.

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Some believe that Minute Maid's juice campaign got a little TOO extreme in the 90's.

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John had a passion for both vitamin C and violent bondage, but was hitherto unable to combine the unique pleasures of both.

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Feeding time at the gimp zoo always drew in the crowds.

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Gary was just lucky the grocer had ran out of pineapples.

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