Craptions Classics September 04, 2007

DAVID WONG QUIT HIS DAY JOB??? FUCK!!!!

Tasa

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"For the last goddamned time- THERE IS NO WHOPFLOPPLE ELEMENTARY!"

schroeder

Bill had set his watch alarm to vibrate.

anonomo

McDonalds answer to the iPhone proved to be a big success on trading floors all around the world.

Robobeast

John was feeling the effects of too much lead paint in his Fisher Price phone.

Guzmundo

Whenever he's having panic attacks on the trading floor, Bob deals with it by Judo-chopping his problems away.

Anonymouse

"'This high'? How high is 'this high', you moron?"

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I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT! NO! I SAID A TEA--! A TEAPOT! HELLO?!?!?

ScottScarsdale

NO IM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR SPECIAL OFFER!!

lachlan to the roberts

The rest of the team laughed at Harry, when he found out what the FPO tag they gave him stood for. He was Fucking Pissed Off.

Vladimir

"Will you all shut the fuck up, please? I'm on the phone!"

2MuchTime

"I know what fucking sound the cow makes! Put Hector on, now!"

polykleitos

FUCK ME! How do you just ACCIDENTALY delete my Lvl 70 Ranger on WoW!?!?! I spent 576.6 hours leveling that fucker!

StealthMerc

YAAAAAAAWWWWWWWN. Calm down dude we havn't even started yet.

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