There's Ecstasy... and then there's Ecstasy on crack.

I was bitten by a radioactive porcupine, but I'm still waiting for the superpowers to kick in.

"What do you do?"
"Raise unicorns. What do you do?"
"Build rainbows."
"Ah, cool."

It was cool back when he just had the double-sided lightsaber, but now Darth Maul is just overcompensating.

If Liberachi remade the Hellraiser series...

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And the winner of the Lite-Brite World Competition was crowned!

"May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out" -- Galadriel

David Wong's new uniform.

Warning: Looking at my head may induce seizures.

'Nice hat!'

'What hat?'

I always had questions about Bill Nye's sexuality.

Dennis Rodman is on a come back... to the extreme

Super Mario 2034 won't look much different than it does now.

Pinhead's coming out party.