Craptions Classics September 02, 2007

There's Ecstasy... and then there's Ecstasy on crack.

cs5

Other Craptions

I was bitten by a radioactive porcupine, but I'm still waiting for the superpowers to kick in.

stalecracker

"What do you do?"
"Raise unicorns. What do you do?"
"Build rainbows."
"Ah, cool."

tastycakes

It was cool back when he just had the double-sided lightsaber, but now Darth Maul is just overcompensating.

Mason Stormchild

If Liberachi remade the Hellraiser series...

pogosama

For dedicated Scientologists, measure your spiritual progress with the Thetan Meter. $35,999

Clear as Fog

And the winner of the Lite-Brite World Competition was crowned!

N8te

"May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out" -- Galadriel

gorilla

David Wong's new uniform.

Your Face

Warning: Looking at my head may induce seizures.

destroyah

'Nice hat!'

'What hat?'

Prince Hal

I always had questions about Bill Nye's sexuality.

mich_oconnell

Super Mario 2034 won't look much different than it does now.

Psyton

Dennis Rodman is on a come back... to the extreme

Phantomsan

Pinhead's coming out party.

Blip1969
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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