Craptions Classics September 01, 2007

Mission Accomplished

lurt

Other Craptions

Ironically, the Arson Brigade has to wear the same kind of equipment as the Fire Brigade.

Schmee

Volunteer Fire Brigades: You get what you pay for.

TheAmazingShadow

When striking didn't get the message across, firemen began photographing themselves blatantly ignoring house fires.

Brownie

Actually we're the paramedics and nobody was home, so we're just hangin'

yuckE

"Happy Holidays and Fuck You from Ladder 19"

Pornholio

Some fire brigades have to learn the hard way not to take before-and-after shots.

gunghofriends

When you're paid by the hour, there's no point in working yourself out of job!

Dorfmeister

"At one point we decided to fight fire with fire. Which resulted in your house burning down even faster."

Sgt.Crack-Ho

Fahrenhiet 451 cosplays get too serious sometimes.

Prah

The fire was almost out, then the hot babe next door started washing her car.

destroyah

The hose sighed as it slithered toward the fire. "I can't believe I gotta do all the dirty work while those fuckers have a goddamn photo-op."

asdf

This is what happens when people care more about getting their myspace picture than working.

D.V.A.

The flash was too strong.

Bop

Shouldn't we be facing in the opposite direction for best lighting?

Clear as Fog
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