Ironically, the Arson Brigade has to wear the same kind of equipment as the Fire Brigade.
Volunteer Fire Brigades: You get what you pay for.
When striking didn't get the message across, firemen began photographing themselves blatantly ignoring house fires.
Actually we're the paramedics and nobody was home, so we're just hangin'
"Happy Holidays and Fuck You from Ladder 19"
Some fire brigades have to learn the hard way not to take before-and-after shots.
When you're paid by the hour, there's no point in working yourself out of job!
"At one point we decided to fight fire with fire. Which resulted in your house burning down even faster."
Fahrenhiet 451 cosplays get too serious sometimes.
The fire was almost out, then the hot babe next door started washing her car.
The hose sighed as it slithered toward the fire. "I can't believe I gotta do all the dirty work while those fuckers have a goddamn photo-op."
This is what happens when people care more about getting their myspace picture than working.
The flash was too strong.
Shouldn't we be facing in the opposite direction for best lighting?