"Decades of experience has taught me this - NOTHING beats rock... NOTHING!"
ZombieNinjaBotI am no hero, anyone would have done what i did, stealing medals of dead comrades.
Vlad UlianovskiAnd this medal right here; its from your mother...for last night...
DW"Actually guys, I'm just a janitor. These? They're filled with delicious milk chocolate."
fiatboomerNeeding a cheap tour guide, the Museum of the German Nation saw only one option: Unfreeze Kaiser Wilhelm.
Treedirt HyperbiscuitOut of all his war medals, Joe's favorite was by far his backstage pass to that 1977 KISS Concert.
Buddy ChristIn Germany, the common punishment for daydreaming is being punched by Old Man Gutenbergher.
German Agent 006and that is how I became the one true pokemon master
Indigo Mosca"Breaking in" unsuspecting young sailor boys was only one of the perks of being the top dog in the Russian navy. Others included captaining warships while piss drunk, and torpedoing fishing boats.
rat bastardLost in the good old days, Demitri keep bragging how he had more metals than Stalin and he was better in bed than Putin.
destroyahI could out breakdance all of you fuckers
Blaow"...baby's arm holdin' an apple! Know what I'm sayin?... So who's first? I've got yer merit badges right here!"
Frash GahdenI saw Hitlers penis!
deepkickIvan loved recounting the story surronding his triumphant medal for most medals on a jacket. No one else gave a Fuck.
iangordonSee your Uncle Jim behind me, kids? He has no arms and no legs. And that's why you don't touch grandpa's medals.
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