After Mystery Science Theater 3000 was cancelled, Tom Servo fell on harder times and resorted to criticising musical concerts.

Hello 911? Yeah it's stuck in an ornate keyboard this time...

He was oblivious to the midget assassin, lurking in the shadows...

Waiting to strike...

The materials and craftsmanship on this organ is amazing. It used Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen...

Jeff was like a metrosexual deer caught in the headlights of life.

Ted Nugent's foray into easy-listening was mercifully brief.

Is his hair always like that?

Jeff bagged his 34 point Whitetail keyboard with a combination of stealth and cunning.

Damn, Metallica has gotten lame.

I'd like to dedicate this next song to my dear friend Buck, who made a special point of being here tonight.

I wrote this next song myself. It's called "Fuck my life."

When he asked to play with a rocking rack, he had something else in mind.

"This one's for you, honey! Yes you!... wait, where are you going?!"

A simple typo in his schedule led to the end of Stan's career at PETA's 2007 Benefit Concert.

I swear, the older Prince gets, the stranger his concerts are.