Winning wasn't good enough for Larry. He wanted to win hands down.Lenka
Upon careful examination of the replay footage, it became evident that racers #009 and #004 had indeed cheated in the 800m handstand race.up_yours_hippie
On display are three very distinct running styles: the "Gay Prance", the "Handstand Shuffle", and the "One Legged Pogo While Trying to Hold in a Massive Shit".rat bastard
Darrell wanted to win, but not as much as he wanted to be known as runner number 949.black beans
Steve started showboating a bit too early.KamTheMan
After tripping the man next to him, Gerald did his best to look nonchalant, and skipped away.The Zipper
Instead of looking over his shoulder to see who was behind him, Jim decided to try something new.pat
Peter had been pressured by his father to become an olympic runner, but his first love was breakdancing.Pach
They say that 646 was such a scatterbrain that he didn't know which way was up.
He knew. He just didn't give a fuck.
The first Olympics held in Moon City were going well until lane 2's artificial gravity began to malfunction.scott
If you know a better way for an olympic track runner to avoid pulling a hamstring, then let's have it.Destrukt
Unfortunately for Jack, his manager had accidentally signed him up for the marathon as opposed to the diving competition. To make matters worse, he had forgotten to tell him.Gompers
The Ministry of Silly Walks marathon run was well under way.rikitybridge
Knowing his chances for gold are long gone, runner 646 preforms a bitchin' front handspring to fire up the crowd.BebopZaibatsu
The life expectancy of British agents would become substantially longer once MI-6 did away with the mandatory nametags.Splinky