If you know a better way to whiten teeth then let's have it.
NeverwonIt was only as Tim reached the ground did the disadvantages to up-side-down parachuting become abundantly clear.
WeeeeeehaaaaNobody believed Rufus could catch trout with his teeth. They were wrong.
Clear as FogThank God, thought Richard. My head will break my fa-
VladimirBobbing for apples extreme edition.
ultraMoAnd thus the Air Worm claims another helpless victim.
Cpt. LazerI don't care how much their prosthetics cost, mermaids just completely suck at our sports.
Land LubberWatch as the giant widgety grub falls from the trees to catch its prey, covering it in silk.
dr katlington"Alright men!" Central Incisor cried, "On my mark the left flank will move about behind the tongue, and then I'll lead a charge directly down the middle! Remember, are a part of the Mandible! We are strong! WE ARE INVINCIBLE!"
boone1887"hal-it-oh-sis..."
Damn1965All 237 guys agreed. Those were the whitest teeth of ANY Cracked.com Editor they had ever cum across! www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger"No Howard, that's not a hamburger, it's a hamburger shaped webca-...never mind."
SickBoy"Since nobody would ever read my craptions, maybe they'll read my lips."
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fozzy-bearThe straightest bottom teeth in all of Britain....
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