The outfit was pretty embarrassing, but Hitler figured all things considered, 200 hours of community service for the local elementary school wasn't too bad.

Note to Terrorists: Please do not fly planes into our flooded houses. Hurricanes suck enough already.

After thorough test screenings, it was decided that Morpheus' options should be simplified to red and blue pills. The sunglasses, however, were a hit.

Atlantis is a no-fly zone.

Disguise... not... working... Quick! To the "Distraction Paddles"!

After being invited to a hardcore environmental protest, John had no idea what he was going to wear... until he dug out his old rave outfit.

Ok question three. On the 4th day, did God create a) not planes or b) planes, the "up" direction, fish, water, and houses?

How to protest about everything at once.

There was no doubt that Beckham had kicked the soccer ball upwards plane wave house fish . But he failed to NO PLANE. Thus the goal was called back.

Goddammitt! The best rides at Disney are always closed!

The World Ping-Pong Champion had curious tactics...

Worst game of Pictionary ever.

Ellen Degeneres is.....

Groucho

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