By 2050, Michael Jackson was hardly recognizable.Scolex
Mad Cow? Perhaps.
Inconsiderate Cow? Never.
The PhD on the wall did not ease John's worries of his new surgeon.G. Lucifer
They could mask his airways against the deadly disease particles that killed his herd, but they couldn't mask his hate.oh no bad puns
Midway had seriously ran out of ideas for making new Mortal Kombat Ninja characters...someguy
The last thing you want to see in the hospital as you drift off from the gas.Bop
"Hello, Clarice."The Zipper
Farmer Brown was tired of being licked behind the ear.Duba
Afflicted by mad cow disease, a male calf begins cross dressing as a bondaged nurse.hiatus
Hell I'm not mad, I'm just careful.frognot
For God's sake, Martin! I already told you! We can't allow him to operate until after he graduates!DeadTuna
The Bovine Witness Protection ProgramZombie_Jesus
Now they have officially run out of actors that want to be on ER...Appahman
Now, please make sure you've fully milked yourself before entering the OR.Corbsta