By 2050, Michael Jackson was hardly recognizable.

Mad Cow? Perhaps.

Inconsiderate Cow? Never.

The PhD on the wall did not ease John's worries of his new surgeon.

They could mask his airways against the deadly disease particles that killed his herd, but they couldn't mask his hate.

Midway had seriously ran out of ideas for making new Mortal Kombat Ninja characters...

The last thing you want to see in the hospital as you drift off from the gas.

"Hello, Clarice."

Farmer Brown was tired of being licked behind the ear.

Afflicted by mad cow disease, a male calf begins cross dressing as a bondaged nurse.

Hell I'm not mad, I'm just careful.

For God's sake, Martin! I already told you! We can't allow him to operate until after he graduates!

The Bovine Witness Protection Program

Now they have officially run out of actors that want to be on ER...

Now, please make sure you've fully milked yourself before entering the OR.

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