Craptions Classics August 23, 2007

By 2050, Michael Jackson was hardly recognizable.

Scolex

Other Craptions

Mad Cow? Perhaps.

Inconsiderate Cow? Never.

Frash Gahlden

The PhD on the wall did not ease John's worries of his new surgeon.

G. Lucifer

They could mask his airways against the deadly disease particles that killed his herd, but they couldn't mask his hate.

oh no bad puns

Midway had seriously ran out of ideas for making new Mortal Kombat Ninja characters...

someguy

The last thing you want to see in the hospital as you drift off from the gas.

Bop

"Hello, Clarice."

The Zipper

Farmer Brown was tired of being licked behind the ear.

Duba

Afflicted by mad cow disease, a male calf begins cross dressing as a bondaged nurse.

hiatus

For God's sake, Martin! I already told you! We can't allow him to operate until after he graduates!

DeadTuna

The Bovine Witness Protection Program

Zombie_Jesus

Hell I'm not mad, I'm just careful.

frognot

Now they have officially run out of actors that want to be on ER...

Appahman

Now, please make sure you've fully milked yourself before entering the OR.

Corbsta
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