No one knew what to expect when Tim Burton decided to make an Elmer Fudd movie...
Choco TacoLater that evening, the Ministry of Silly Walks took on a darker tone.
HehAs long as you carry a shotgun, you CAN simply walk into Mordor.
HoratioAfter avenging his daughter's virginity, Farmer Tom returned with a trophy.
"Let's see him try that again with one leg."
Your balls are hopelessly tangled in barbwire. There's a culvert 20 feet east and a tornado bearing down on you 200 feet west. You have one shotgun round left.
Phil McKrakenWimbledon, 1940
winkihedIn the Land of Silhouettes Bootcock Bill was boss.
donteatthatDespite the barbed wire, waning daylight, and encroaching enemy forces, General Bradley had a little Captain in him.
randomnameSherlock Holmes would have solved his mysteries a lot faster if he had only packed some heat.
cs5"Shhh... Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting fo..OUCH! MY CWOTCH! MUTHEWFUCKEW!!!"
BlodBack in my day, we crossed barbed wire fences with our balls! used shotguns as boomerangs and had penis's so big we used them as kickstands.
you young'uns have it easy..
There were never huge trenches or minefields in World War I, just an occasional fence. But the rest of the war was so boring that historians said anything to liven it up.
AnonymouseIn the dark post-apocolyptic future, war is outlawed. All conflicts, all disputes, are settled on the volleyball court.
J Randomman survives shotgun through the face
dcSENTIENTElementary my dear Watson, i'll be back
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