The earth tore asunder and hell's army poured forth. By pure chance, their grotesque forms failed to impress the mortals.

OKAY.. WHO PUT MY ASS ON BACKWARDS!

Tina's sand sculpting skills were unmatched.

I for one welcome our new Lego overlords.

Lars Lego never admitted to his daughter that she was adopted.

The Lord replied, "Where you see only one set of footprints, my child, is when Lego-Man carried us."

"So you made this giant lego man out of sand?
That's pretty impressive.
I made that little girl out of sand."

Legoman, lost in a parallel universe of squishy meat-people, is later gunned down trying to fit cars together in the shape of a spaceship.

Skynet's prototype Terminators were a lot less subtle.

The new J.J. Abrams film was, to say the least, dissapointing.

Right after building a giant Lego man out of sand, Bob, Accomplisher of Pointless and Rediculous Feats, gazed at the horizon in his red speedo, contemplating his next great achievement...

'Now then...' thought Horace the Lego God, 'how to build some sort of vehicle out of these humans, see how they like it....'

You know what they say about guys with big hands, right?

Seriously guys, where the fuck is that ring?

every one thought it was a big find... no one noticed he was holding the cup of christ.
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