Craptions Classics August 12, 2007

They were right! I can hear the ocean!

Duba

Other Craptions

The first transporter accident was just too horrible to talk about.

fight or flight

The fashion show was going great until about halfway through, when it became clear that somebody had run out of decent hat designs.

Pilomotor

The thief, finding himself before an audience, grabbed the nearest thing he could and hid behind it, crossing the stage at the Royal Opera House stealthily.

Schmee

This spring, the much lauded "Ass Hat" is tearing up the runway.

lumpLord

This is the most magic mushroom of all

DDDD

As raves go, this one had it's moments.

bottleboy

What does a girl have to do around here to get a drink?

Minke

The Price is Right has never been the same since Bob Barker left.

nutNow

"I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away,
and I got Sidney's leg."

DNA Fan

Smells like teen spirit.

cheerE

"In a few short months, thousands of these will be installed in the New Mexico desert. Gentlemen...we WILL make contact with the Pervertians"

Manpage

There were several seats in the theatre that would never be clean again.

Darkonan

There was something strange about the portabello mushrooms that grew at the nuclear test site.

Awesomeworth

Hey, dudes! I'm Steve, I'm over here! I brought the perfect woman!

Balau
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