They were right! I can hear the ocean!

The first transporter accident was just too horrible to talk about.

The fashion show was going great until about halfway through, when it became clear that somebody had run out of decent hat designs.

The thief, finding himself before an audience, grabbed the nearest thing he could and hid behind it, crossing the stage at the Royal Opera House stealthily.

This spring, the much lauded "Ass Hat" is tearing up the runway.

This is the most magic mushroom of all

As raves go, this one had it's moments.

What does a girl have to do around here to get a drink?

The Price is Right has never been the same since Bob Barker left.

"I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away,
and I got Sidney's leg."

Smells like teen spirit.

"In a few short months, thousands of these will be installed in the New Mexico desert. Gentlemen...we WILL make contact with the Pervertians"

There were several seats in the theatre that would never be clean again.

There was something strange about the portabello mushrooms that grew at the nuclear test site.

Hey, dudes! I'm Steve, I'm over here! I brought the perfect woman!