You must be this tall to Heil Hitler.

SOLD!, to the little girl right there! He'll make a fine slave, little lady!

The fake beard, top hat, and heeled shoes didn't fool anyone. He wasn't tall enough to ride, either.

Emma: Later tonight we'll return and saw a section out of his femur.
Brandon: And tomorrow we ride.

The pedophile didn't dare make a sound. The disguise had worked perfectly, and he knew he's only get one chance at this.

you must be this tall to salute hitler

That's what she said.

As the Mad Hatter held the boy down, the police sent in their top bomb-disposal child.

Airport screenings hit a new low.

At Leprechaun World you have to be at least this short to get in.

A cleverly placed heil ensures cooperation.

Just curious, where did you get that crotch-rubbing kneck tie?

you're barely short enough to enter neverland ranch, enjoy the ride of your life

"ye heartless bastards! first ye take me lucky charms, now ye want to sabotage me village people audition? leave me be! Y-M-C-L...SHIT!!!"

Great! I only rape children shorter than my arm.