Craptions Classics August 10, 2007

You must be this tall to Heil Hitler.

Sergio Machismo

Other Craptions

SOLD!, to the little girl right there! He'll make a fine slave, little lady!

Xaneth

The fake beard, top hat, and heeled shoes didn't fool anyone. He wasn't tall enough to ride, either.

Tie

Emma: Later tonight we'll return and saw a section out of his femur.
Brandon: And tomorrow we ride.

sonic

The pedophile didn't dare make a sound. The disguise had worked perfectly, and he knew he's only get one chance at this.

BebopZaibatsu

you must be this tall to salute hitler

AnderX

That's what she said.

dbjarceneaux

As the Mad Hatter held the boy down, the police sent in their top bomb-disposal child.

lawl

Airport screenings hit a new low.

Duba

At Leprechaun World you have to be at least this short to get in.

makeME

A cleverly placed heil ensures cooperation.

Germy

Just curious, where did you get that crotch-rubbing kneck tie?

kshipley

you're barely short enough to enter neverland ranch, enjoy the ride of your life

broccolee

"ye heartless bastards! first ye take me lucky charms, now ye want to sabotage me village people audition? leave me be! Y-M-C-L...SHIT!!!"

madams

Great! I only rape children shorter than my arm.

jgibbsjr
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