"Hey guys, I dropped my contact...help me beat the shit out of it."
Jolly SwagmanAt the California Republican Primaries.
IluvatarThey were all in place, and the ritual to summon He-Man had begun.
G. LuciferI think I speak for everyone when I say that nobody expected the final Harry Potter book to end like this...
VincentThe International Constipation Marathon enters its 98th hour.
PoopYou put your right bicep in, you put your right bicep out, you do the hokie pokie and you shake it all... Hamid! What the fuck? This no time for a freestyle!!!!
rattled bassoonJohn wasn't impressed. He could shit a better body than the guys next to him
fodderOnly when the three Tony Danza's align will the leader show his true bright red form
grreatI once hugged a man thiiiiis tight!
dmcstarsIts easy to spot an Enrique Glasias music video.
BumpInTheNightWow! I can see my reflection in the floor! ... Man, I'm hot!
frognotWitness the live-action Dragonball Z movie
andy2045: The Earth Cascades Into Madness...Tony Danza and His Legion of Oily Danzabots Enslave The Planet. All of Earths Cube Vans Are Assemebled To Create Danzatron. Million Perish.
iangordonCirq-De-So-Gay
JohnnyLunchmeatOnly when Haji's flesh ripped away did the others concede that he trully was Lord of Duchebags.
Got tot go...