Though many fellow tribesmen resented their chief's decision to trade sacred lands for 16 hula-hoops, they had to admit...he did look badass.

Creating a logo for the Native American Olympics was extremely difficult considering all of the different Indian nations involved...

suddenly everybody won the indian

Okay, I did it 16 hoops. Now give me my damn land back.

"Damn it, Jim. Why can't you just admit you don't know how to play with hula-hoops?"

Worst crucifiction.... EVER

Gary almost immediately regretted the body piercings.

Lord of the (Lysol) Rings. www.NeilsNotes.com

Running Bear had to do something. Crying didn't work, and there was still so much trash on the highways.

the transformation had began, nobody suspected the circus freak to evolve into a street act!

"I could so do that," says the sound guy in the background.

"I LOVE HUUUULAAA"

Oh thats why boys run faster. They have an extra leg

The olympic logo's early days.

Deepak Chopra achieves enlightenment.