Craptions Classics August 02, 2007

experts say the unabomber would have been caught much sooner if the sketches had been of his full body.

scott

Other Craptions

I won't go into the details of the competition; suffice it to say that this guy won.

Iluvatar

When Jeff came out, only half of him made it out.

vVvVvVv

This guy: My anti-drug.

Arvel

His years with Willy Wonka gave Charlie a unique outlook on life.

tar zan

"We wanted to finally put an end to French stereotypes, so we took a scientific survey of all of France and created the composite French person with our findings"
*Unveil*
"Merde."

Choco Taco

Unlike mermaids, mergays are a social species.

Schmee

does this hoodie make me look straight?

whitetrashninja

Drugs: My anti-this guy.

Quehorrible

What kind of freak wears sunglasses on a rainy day?

Pilomotor

Doesn't help. I *STILL* don't understand Canadian Rules Football.

St. Joe

From the waist up Uni-bomber...from the waist down...FABULOUS!

TwistedMonkey

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET !!!

disaxis

Spending 4 years at a liberal arts college can do some strange things to people.

cs5

Sleek and stylish, the gray hooded sweatshirt is a perfect compliment for any outfit and nearly any occasion.

mjd
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