Some girls must undergo a lot of training before becoming professional cock blockers
Don't fuck with Canada
"No more bread crumbs, eh? Well FUCK YOU BITCH!"
And that's puberty.
Duckball rules are vauge and undefined
JESUS CHRIST ITS A CAR. GET IN THE JOGGER.
Police followed a trail of breadcrumbs to her body. Fowl play is suspected.
No one knows quite how the war began, only that it was terrible.
The geese were enraged by the number of PWOT surfers mistaking them for ducks.
Some people thought that the Special Olympics had gone too far in their attempts to increase ratings.
the van was pleased with the ducks work, but this was his kill.
Fact: White ducks rob more people than Black ducks.