"Quick! Our dignity! It's sinking!"
asdfThis is why God created naked women: to keep men from doing shit like this all the time.
rat bastardThe first rule of Fish Club is, you do not talk about Fish Club.
JonoFor some unknown reason, out of all "extreme" sports, "extreme drowning" never really made it into the limelight.
cs5The porno magazine-bait that Jaws had used worked nearly too well.
rikitybridgeWord got out that someone dropped a Miller Light in the lake.
ChrisMindy felt really foolish afterward when she found her keys had been in her purse the whole time.
OnoderaWhen Jessica Alba needs saving from drowning
ElJefeDave the sport-lake manager, bitter about being laid off, reorganises every booking into the same ten minutes.
SchmeeThere was no escape for the mermaid now, the townsfolk were gonna get their wish.
Wm"Look! Someone lost a twinkie in the water!" ...Next time on the biggest loser.
yermomThe attempt to out number the Piranhas failed miserably.
Pinceke34 brave souls were lost that great day. But thanks to their sacrifices, we caught a fish thiiiiis big!
JubbaShit!........I'm sorry I thought I saw something
startypantsLord of the rings alternate ending:
Frodo just chucks the ring into the ocean.