Craptions Classics July 28, 2007

If all they had to do was sacrifice virgins to appease the volcano, they sure as heck weren't going to waste the good ones.

Senor Taco

Other Craptions

"This is madness! This is blasphemy!"

"THIS! IS! ALABAMA!"

Bodie

As usual, Big Carl did not even consider the effect on the Asian coastline.

Iluvatar

No one survived.

Raziel

The crowd looked on in awe as the fat kid managed to balance diagonally on his big toe.

Brownie

To Jimmy, the trailor park was the Chocolate Factory, he was Augustus Gloop, and the cesspool was the chocolate river.

Books were never allowed in the community again.

Buddy Christ

World Record Holder for biggest belly flop into a lake hole of sewage goes to georgie!

Kristyn

Somebody had to unclog the septic tank. Frank was that somebody. He will be missed.

Anonymouse

n thats how mexicans are made

2pacgunit

Redneck Christenings were always a fun-filled family event.

Valtierie

O'Doyle Rules!!

mndfchstr

In the piranha-infested rivers of the Amazon, getting a liposuction is surprisingly cheap.

Maw

wait.....thats not chocolate? FFUUCCKKKK

aggiejo33

They told him it was pudding

Pumkinhed
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