If all they had to do was sacrifice virgins to appease the volcano, they sure as heck weren't going to waste the good ones.
"This is madness! This is blasphemy!"
"THIS! IS! ALABAMA!"
As usual, Big Carl did not even consider the effect on the Asian coastline.
No one survived.
The crowd looked on in awe as the fat kid managed to balance diagonally on his big toe.
To Jimmy, the trailor park was the Chocolate Factory, he was Augustus Gloop, and the cesspool was the chocolate river.
Books were never allowed in the community again.
World Record Holder for biggest belly flop into a lake hole of sewage goes to georgie!
Somebody had to unclog the septic tank. Frank was that somebody. He will be missed.
n thats how mexicans are made
Redneck Christenings were always a fun-filled family event.
In the piranha-infested rivers of the Amazon, getting a liposuction is surprisingly cheap.
wait.....thats not chocolate? FFUUCCKKKK
And thus the gingers went back from whence they came