No ma'am, its perfectly safe for you to be out there, thats why I'm in this fucking suit

After playing WoW for over a year, Larry was finally forced out of the basement by his mom.

You know Dr Who is running out of ideas when they do a 'Murder She Wrote' crossover episode.

Hans knew how hot Chancellor Merkel was and came prepared.

To be honest, we'd just as soon you not take us to your leader.

"So what's the temperature like in there?"

"...This interview is fucking over."

sean what possessed you to create a suit to smell your own gas?

It's taken almost 19 years and his entire family fortune but James has finally done it...A suit that attracts ugly women!

Ma'am if you see me start to run, I would recomend you follow.

US AIDS Awareness Campaign, 2007.

Chicken pox. Just chicken pox.

you know honey, sometimes it feels like you're embarassed to be seen in public with me...

100% cotton..Huh, I never would have guessed.

Mr. Gore, do you REALLY think this is the day after tomorrow?

Where'd i get the suit? Charity shop, actually.