Craptions Classics July 26, 2007

Agent Morris was furious. It was his turn to push the button.

Schmee

Other Craptions

Joe knew his trip to the IRS would end in an ass raping, he just didn't realize how literal it would be.

Tarquinius

"I'll just...wait for the next one, then."

Gamon

Highly amused by the "Gay sandwich" button, John fiendishly tried out the "Going down" button.

nhhhhhhhhh

Tell me, Mr. Anderson; What good is a conjugal visit if you have no penis?

Iluvatar

"No, YOU'RE out of order! THE WHOLE LIFT IS OUT OF ORDER."

Few Good Men

In todays news Congress passes the "Rapists Will be Raped" bill leading political analysts tell us that
legislation of this nature is -quote "refreshing".

THC

Dr. Goldberg needed to work out the kinks in his new treatment for claustrophobia.

AMA

"Ya gotta believe me! There's a floating disembodied arm following me! Look! He's right outside! Look! I'M NOT CRAZYYY!!!"

Crazy Man

"...Yes, beans." Albert muttered, with a sly grin. As Trevor and Jake dove to stop him from letting loose, they knew it was too late. The elevator door had already begun closing.

They now faced 46 floors of wretched stink.

Ochre

If we are gonna hot box him we have to hurry!

Kristyn

When casual Friday was discontinued Bob took it very badly indeed.

defcon1/2

It wasn't quite the mile high club, but it was as close as he would get.

insert name here

"No, Mr. Bond. I except you to die."

Hepathos

All hell broke loose when Hillary asked Obama why he wasnt wearing his white gloves

hotnsmoken
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