Paper and scissors have been completely fucked
DDDDThankfully, the rock was still under warranty.
PsytonThey decided to keep the rock, for sedimentary reasons.
WasmanA giant COCK, God! I prayed for a giant COCK.
JoosterWell there's your problem!
t5"oh, it's a rock-ing chair! now i get it."
b. rubble"well i was sitting on my rock when this couch just came outta nowhere"
RaanYou know when you inivted me to your house to get stoned this isn't what I had in mind
leeeeeeeereoy jenkensDamn!... that chair was 1 day away from retirement.
McLovinThe blue suede forklift just wasn't up to the job.
Handy9Who left the door open last night?
charlieThe cause of death was still a mystery
JHyphenluvThankful his arm was not on the arm rest, Old man Joe's porn obsession for once had proven beneficial.
BoredAt what point will high definition and surround sound make the experience too real?
CzaacobaThe irony here? The rock is stuck between the ground and a soft place.
DeathPirate