Craptions Classics July 22, 2007

Paper and scissors have been completely fucked

DDDD

Other Craptions

Thankfully, the rock was still under warranty.

Psyton

They decided to keep the rock, for sedimentary reasons.

Wasman

A giant COCK, God! I prayed for a giant COCK.

Jooster

Well there's your problem!

t5

"oh, it's a rock-ing chair! now i get it."

b. rubble

"well i was sitting on my rock when this couch just came outta nowhere"

Raan

You know when you inivted me to your house to get stoned this isn't what I had in mind

leeeeeeeereoy jenkens

Damn!... that chair was 1 day away from retirement.

McLovin

The blue suede forklift just wasn't up to the job.

Handy9

Who left the door open last night?

charlie

The cause of death was still a mystery

JHyphenluv

Thankful his arm was not on the arm rest, Old man Joe's porn obsession for once had proven beneficial.

Bored

At what point will high definition and surround sound make the experience too real?

Czaacoba

The irony here? The rock is stuck between the ground and a soft place.

DeathPirate
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