The third testing stage of the testicular implants revealed their only flaw.

It's amazing how many people can swim the English channel when you tell them you've tied a bomb to their backs.

You gotta have balls to swim that way.

the annual "decapitated head triathlon" was a great success since they added the floaties

Pff. Water landing? Like that's gonna happen.

Bubble, bubble, toil and wtf?

During the genocide of the ballon heads, the iron heads learned that the same methods of execution didn't carry over.

The foundation comittee tried to get around the issues of the paraplegic children's swimming race.

This week on Spike Tv: Elephantitus Triathalon

How do we play this game?

Somehow, the real-life manifestation of "Balloon Race" never really caught on.

"You're all individuals!!" "Yes! We're all individuals!!"

Lance Armstrong's Testicular Triathlon was a huge hit with real men this year! www.NeilsNotes.com

All the negros drowned... apparently. www.NeilsNotes.com

Asian males never swim without there rice balls.