Craptions Classics July 19, 2007

The third testing stage of the testicular implants revealed their only flaw.

D-Dub

Other Craptions

It's amazing how many people can swim the English channel when you tell them you've tied a bomb to their backs.

Iluvatar

You gotta have balls to swim that way.

the duke

Pff. Water landing? Like that's gonna happen.

Horatio

the annual "decapitated head triathlon" was a great success since they added the floaties

PeaceLoveJulie

Bubble, bubble, toil and wtf?

harryP

This week on Spike Tv: Elephantitus Triathalon

rraihle

The foundation comittee tried to get around the issues of the paraplegic children's swimming race.

megoodatengish

During the genocide of the ballon heads, the iron heads learned that the same methods of execution didn't carry over.

soxfan01

Asian males never swim without there rice balls.

squatchpiper

All the negros drowned... apparently. www.NeilsNotes.com

Ranger

Lance Armstrong's Testicular Triathlon was a huge hit with real men this year! www.NeilsNotes.com

Ranger

How do we play this game?

26thofjuly

"You're all individuals!!" "Yes! We're all individuals!!"

DirtyJerz

Somehow, the real-life manifestation of "Balloon Race" never really caught on.

WASD
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