The third testing stage of the testicular implants revealed their only flaw.
It's amazing how many people can swim the English channel when you tell them you've tied a bomb to their backs.
You gotta have balls to swim that way.
Pff. Water landing? Like that's gonna happen.
the annual "decapitated head triathlon" was a great success since they added the floaties
Bubble, bubble, toil and wtf?
This week on Spike Tv: Elephantitus Triathalon
The foundation comittee tried to get around the issues of the paraplegic children's swimming race.
During the genocide of the ballon heads, the iron heads learned that the same methods of execution didn't carry over.
Asian males never swim without there rice balls.
All the negros drowned... apparently.
Lance Armstrong's Testicular Triathlon was a huge hit with real men this year!
How do we play this game?
"You're all individuals!!"
"Yes! We're all individuals!!"
Somehow, the real-life manifestation of "Balloon Race" never really caught on.