Cindy: "You're not brushing your gums very well."
Shark: "That might be because I don't have arms."
Cindy: "Or your incisors."
Shark: "Still no arms."
Cindy: "Have you been flossing?"
Shark: "God, I hate this woman.

I'd give her a symbiotic relationship. Hottest. Pilot fish. Ever.

This Japanese porn is too weird for me, man.

No no it's okay, he's a MAN eating shark.

Baby got Plaque

"You're here for the Dental Hygienist position? Great, just yank the mop away from that severed torso and give'r Hell."

Her crew was dead, her ship in ruins, and now the great behemoth was after her. Rose the Swabbie had but one chance.

The problem with giant, cross dressing sharks is always removing the lipstick...

Yes, venture deeper into my mouth, it's completely safe....

"And mom and dad said I'd never get to apply my BA in English... Oh wait..."

Suzie washed her car and wished idly that she could get her ass eaten. Fucking genie.

I wish I'd picked a different major...

The Discovery Channel starts Shark Week off with a bang.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2158847

Dental hygeine is the major cause of death in the USA