Craptions Classics July 14, 2007

Cindy: "You're not brushing your gums very well."
Shark: "That might be because I don't have arms."
Cindy: "Or your incisors."
Shark: "Still no arms."
Cindy: "Have you been flossing?"
Shark: "God, I hate this woman.

Fung

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No no it's okay, he's a MAN eating shark.

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"You're here for the Dental Hygienist position? Great, just yank the mop away from that severed torso and give'r Hell."

TheAmazingShadow

Her crew was dead, her ship in ruins, and now the great behemoth was after her. Rose the Swabbie had but one chance.

h0tdawg

The problem with giant, cross dressing sharks is always removing the lipstick...

TKONP

Yes, venture deeper into my mouth, it's completely safe....

Zegeebwah

The Discovery Channel starts Shark Week off with a bang.

bill

I wish I'd picked a different major...

Johnny

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"And mom and dad said I'd never get to apply my BA in English... Oh wait..."

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megoodatengish

Gonna need a bigger mop.

mcf
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