The new controller for the Wii proved to be strangely popular at Tokyo's gay bars.
Michael Jackson, circa 2017.
In Japan, no one can hear you scream.
The michelin man had a very disturbing childhood
"Tell me, Mr Anderson, what good is a phone call if you're a mannequin for a hentai dating simulation?"
While Pinocchio always wanted to be a boy, Jin always wanted to be inside one
Dick Cheney, finally forced to pay off his epic-level karmic debt, is reincarnated as a male Real Doll owned by an lonely gay otaku.
The dream is always the same...
The day pinochio stopped wanting to be a real boy
Fortunately, Real Doll's "horrified panic reflex" upgrade never made it past R & D
Lesson In Japanese Culture #34: Subway Etiquette
The original model for Storm Trooper armor, nicknamed "fellatio boy", was rejected by the Emperor on the grounds that it was "too gay". The later armor was accepted as "just gay enough".
In Japan, everyone can hear you scream...
...And that just makes it hotter