They had the fire. They had the filth. And just when they though it couldn't get any more metal, Hong through up the horns.

Chow had no idea what the protest was about. All he knew was that if ever there was a time to play some air guitar, this was it!

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Wang's heart soared with pride as he held aloft the Olympic flame, despite Beijing's budget crisis.

It turns out that, unlike most predators, Police are not afraid of fire and loud noises.

Yang had been disappointed by the Readers Digest Sweepstakes one too many times.

Running out of bras to burn, these Asian women turned to burning the instructions.

As the Beijing police force looks on in sheer indifference, the homeless hero's courageously burn their Wal-Mart receipt.

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The irony... chin burning his own pyro-kinesis diploma on his first day, just as he was presenting it politely to the officer.

DENZEL! HEY DENZEL! Can I have your autograph???

"Snap yo fingaz. Do the step. You can do it all by yourself."
- The Dalai Lama

YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO exercise civil disobedience

And so, Ming burned the Golden Seal, leashing Xinuthala, the Golden Dragon on the world.

damn that is one ugly mutherfucker behind the burning paper.