Craptions Classics July 12, 2007

They had the fire. They had the filth. And just when they though it couldn't get any more metal, Hong through up the horns.

Hog2

Other Craptions

Chow had no idea what the protest was about. All he knew was that if ever there was a time to play some air guitar, this was it!

El G

Despite the best efforts of the police, Homeless Sapiens discover fire.

TheAmazingShadow

Wang's heart soared with pride as he held aloft the Olympic flame, despite Beijing's budget crisis.

Sakuragi#10

It turns out that, unlike most predators, Police are not afraid of fire and loud noises.

Iluvatar

Yang had been disappointed by the Readers Digest Sweepstakes one too many times.

Disco

Running out of bras to burn, these Asian women turned to burning the instructions.

Smibbity

As the Beijing police force looks on in sheer indifference, the homeless hero's courageously burn their Wal-Mart receipt.

Steveoh

Chinese goverment downplays last Saturdays protest held to end annoying subscription inserts in Better Homes And Gardens

Scrugless

The irony... chin burning his own pyro-kinesis diploma on his first day, just as he was presenting it politely to the officer.

Metastasis

DENZEL! HEY DENZEL! Can I have your autograph???

Treatsize

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Fear the Power of burning paper!

Skip

damn. it was a pretty funny caption, too. The website cut out the punchline.

mr roboto gets longwinded

YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO exercise civil disobedience

asdf
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