Something was lost in translation when Catholicism was taken over to Japan.
Ha, peaseants! I wouldn't be caught dead swimming in anything less than a '93 merlot!
Remember, fish pairs with white, but Chinese goes best with a nice red.
Chang's least favorite daughter secures her position by having her first period now.
Even with a buffet of this size, the wine was hungry 30 minutes later.
Giant garbage disposal: 22
Unsuspecting tourists: -12784
De-glazing with a nice red will add a kick to your Chinese cooking...
Choi slowly backed away; she had lured them in and soon they would see where the 'red' in 'red wine' really comes from...
battle royale 3: VACATION ISLAND!!
Jeffrey Dahmer's swimming pool!
And all China's women and all of its men couldn't put Kool-Aid man together again.
Oh SHIT! Did Anna Nicole's tampon blow out again?!
OK...who pissed in my wine?!
"Dammit you kids. Quit your wining."
John had to adjust his glasses to make sure he was seeing everything right. In front of him was proof that the government had finally bred pandas with dachshunds