Just one of many ways people who work for the state keep other people who work for the state working.
4 out of 5 roads agree that Fords are the tastiest cars.
Officer Smith sits in her patrol car contemplating how she will look in police issue bicycle shorts.
Insert: The only surviving photo of John Candy's first and last day on the force.
"In this state the law is concrete, the justice system fully cemented in place."
Amazingly, driving a police car into it is the only way of testing if cement is dry.
No, bullet-proof wheels require more concrete. Give it another go.
Women drivers: It's not that funny, it's expected.
John became a cop so that he could show the world the true meaning of government efficiency. He sure showed us.
Where's a cop when you need one? Here.
"This would be funnier if you guys weren't the third cop car this week to fall for a 'detour' sign left behind by some crooks."
Yes... Yes, that is a female cop
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
this is not what i meant by concrete evidence
"But, that cement truck was speeding!"