"Chewbacca" by Calvin Klein

That fact that the leading Craption requires a working knowledge of Dune suggests the people voting are all fucked.

The release of Dune on HD DVD launched the 'Mentat' look craze of 2007.

That girl I met in China, she was really pretty, and there was something Scottish about her eyes that made me feel at home

What? Abdul put glue on the Prayer carpet? How can you tell?

You'd try this too if everyone looked the same in your part of the world.

Alright, who switched my mascara with Rogaine!?

Despite it all, the children of Hiroshima still manage to lead relatively normal lives.

Eventually Marvel ran out of ideas.

Ryu would live to regret his decision to replace his fiancee's mascara with Miracle-Gro the night before their wedding

Anything to pull attention away from her snaggletooth.

... but otherwise using Baby Bio as a facewash has no side-effects whatsoever.

Edward Scissorhands meet Ayame Spikedeyebrows.

Yoshitaka thought tieing a catapillar to his dong was the funniest thing he'd ever done, for 9 months.

"Hey, do the shower-curtain-hangers match the carpet?"