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ArcadiaIt was a bit of a let-down when the Prince of Darkness finally arrived. For that matter, the whole fucking ceremony was disappointing.
Mad Whiskey GrinNarnia wasn't the same after the kids left.
Dr. HaxxorNothing delighted Melissa more then seeing her pet goat dance.
It would make his haunches and legs so much more tender and juicier.
"But other then that family reunions in New Zealand are the same as anywhere else...."
BumpInTheNightThe hanging leaf demanded that a kid be brought before him, wearing only a shirt...to DANCE
he was let down by the english language once more..
I said A minor you Bitch!!!
GlueheadWe had all pretended to enjoy her freestyle accordian. We had even pretended to like her new boyfriend. But that haircut? That was too much.
Vitriolit's peanut butter jelly time!
grog meelerit's the only way to keep him from peeing on the tree
joebDo you have any idea how much you need to beat a goat to teach it to dance?
esox33fido taught mary how to play the accordian
deepkickAnd, from the "Least Expected Sign of the Apocalypse" department, the winner is...
Buddy ChristMary's strained smile betrayed the intense pain being forced to play the accordion caused her. . . or maybe the goat smells bad.
paleo2002Even at an early age Lucifer had knack for getting peoples' attention... But here was also a dark side that only his family knew about.
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