As the next cow got into position on the ejection platform, Sting couldn't bring himself to pull the lever this time, this one was different.

Torvald watched skeptically as Bossie explained that by simply listening to her asshole, the herd could tell the future.

Daisy froze. Sting was back.

I have a fever......and the only perscription.....is more cowbell

Brokeback Mountain 2 has an unusual twist.

Earl didn't know how he got there, but he was damned if he was going to let the cow win the staring contest.

Before he freed the Jews, God made Moses practice on livestock first.

Neither Sting nor the cow is aware that the other one can read their mind.

David Beckham and Posh Spice, seen here on vacation.

Beast or man, as they looked into each other's eyes, it didn't matter anymore.

Maybe we can't understand cows cause we're listening to the wrong end

So... you come you here often?

Daisy gladly carried the shepherd boys bags for him. He was such a dish!

The other cow turned away in digust.

Having assembled a line of cows stretching the length of he mountainside, Olaf was about to go down in history as the the worlds first domino cow-tipper.

Ben hadn't had sex in months.