Craptions Classics June 30, 2007

Lets see: gigantic cock, redhead willing to give it her best effort... Fuck it, my third wish is to be bright green!

why not?

Other Craptions

Don't make me horny. You won't like me...when I'm horny.

Batarang

Still better than Daredevil.

Rube

Thus was the universe created, claims Scientology. Of course, common sense tells us the man was likely red or even maroon.

Asok_Green

Suddenly, Barbara realized that she should not have asked her mother to come.

Aguirre

"BEHOLD! In just a few moments my beautiful assistant will appear to levitate - without the use of wires or any other deceptive devices - right before your very eyes!"

Bassowl

Garry felt pretty awkward when the old lady at the craft store asked him what he needed all that green material for...

Candarin

It is obvious this man actually took notice of his spam emails, and she didn't

GHTR

John Waters makes a superhero movie.

Maybe

Michael Bay's next project: Gumby: The Movie.

Bobby McKennedy

"America."

Ax

"You have failed, Dickman, for you have been playing right into my hands!"

DP

You would not fucking believe what can happen when you wish upon a star.

BKS

In an attempt to be less homo erotic, Cirque de Soleil performers may have crossed the line a little hard.

godsized

"Arrrgghhhh! You're twisting it!"

Stavros
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