Cheng knew it was a man. But cleavage is cleavage. Always.

Objects in mirror are gayer than they appear.

The Axe body spray had worked for Mr. Wong, but in the least expected way.

Ming found the "New York Safari" bus tour more frightening than anything he'd ever experienced in Africa.

"Don't move! It can't see us if we don't move."

After seeing his first American woman, Chong decided to migrate back to North Korea.

It was then that Mr Chan realised - his bumblebee costume wasn't going to win best in the parade that year.

Is there somethnig on my lips? I don't want to look like an idiot!

BANGBUS:JAPAN

This East German athlete from the 1980s works hard to maintain her youthful looks

Yong discreetly turned the camera away when he saw what Susan was adjusting with her other hand.

"I miss communism."

Chang consulted his phrasebook, but could not find the translation for "Get the fuck away from my van you freakish tranvestite pervert."

must... suppress... boner....

Diverting Hurricane Katrina to New Orleans failed to eliminate the mutants, it only made them stronger.