If Ted had known that elephants never forget, he would have thought twice about pissing on one.

When Chuck Norris impregnates a woman, her water doesn't break- it EXPLODES.

Faking pregnancy to avoid getting the watercannon is a tried and tested method ... for women.

Jeff couldn't quite put his finger on it, but something told him that his dancing was a little TOO sexy.

John knew he had a slight sweat problem, but he would be damned if that was going stop him from taking part in the street rave.

NEWSFLASH! SCIENTISTS CREATE GIANT PHALLUS! BUKKAKI ENTHUSIASTS SAY "WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?"

Ted's raindance worked a little too well

Fred's reenactment of his favorite scene from Flashdance left a lot to be desired.

I came.

Water is the true cause of obesity.

That is what happens when you hold in too long.

Pull!

"In 2007 we Centaurs march for equal rights, the right to vote and the right to screw and marry human women and all of a sudden it's 1961 again."

Jeff took too many viagras for a cold shower to help, so he turned to his good friend Poseidon

It is only when Larry gets stressed that his overactive sweat glands become a problem.