If Ted had known that elephants never forget, he would have thought twice about pissing on one.
HarveyjamesWhen Chuck Norris impregnates a woman, her water doesn't break- it EXPLODES.
OmnywrenchFaking pregnancy to avoid getting the watercannon is a tried and tested method ... for women.
MokotharJeff couldn't quite put his finger on it, but something told him that his dancing was a little TOO sexy.
Captain MayhemJohn knew he had a slight sweat problem, but he would be damned if that was going stop him from taking part in the street rave.
WonkoTheSaneNEWSFLASH! SCIENTISTS CREATE GIANT PHALLUS! BUKKAKI ENTHUSIASTS SAY "WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?"
JJTed's raindance worked a little too well
Tubby HorselegsFred's reenactment of his favorite scene from Flashdance left a lot to be desired.
GoatBoyI came.
D:Water is the true cause of obesity.
emossyThat is what happens when you hold in too long.
frankdatankPull!
bushbasher42"In 2007 we Centaurs march for equal rights, the right to vote and the right to screw and marry human women and all of a sudden it's 1961 again."
HamperJeff took too many viagras for a cold shower to help, so he turned to his good friend Poseidon
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