Craptions Classics June 20, 2007

If Ted had known that elephants never forget, he would have thought twice about pissing on one.

Harveyjames

Other Craptions

When Chuck Norris impregnates a woman, her water doesn't break- it EXPLODES.

Omnywrench

Faking pregnancy to avoid getting the watercannon is a tried and tested method ... for women.

Mokothar

Jeff couldn't quite put his finger on it, but something told him that his dancing was a little TOO sexy.

Captain Mayhem

John knew he had a slight sweat problem, but he would be damned if that was going stop him from taking part in the street rave.

WonkoTheSane

NEWSFLASH! SCIENTISTS CREATE GIANT PHALLUS! BUKKAKI ENTHUSIASTS SAY "WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?"

JJ

Ted's raindance worked a little too well

Tubby Horselegs

Fred's reenactment of his favorite scene from Flashdance left a lot to be desired.

GoatBoy

Water is the true cause of obesity.

emossy

That is what happens when you hold in too long.

frankdatank

"In 2007 we Centaurs march for equal rights, the right to vote and the right to screw and marry human women and all of a sudden it's 1961 again."

Hamper

Jeff took too many viagras for a cold shower to help, so he turned to his good friend Poseidon

deepkick

It is only when Larry gets stressed that his overactive sweat glands become a problem.

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