Craptions Classics June 19, 2007

Now, Mr. Putin, witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Tarquinius

Other Craptions

Suddenly realizing who its owner was, the umbrella recoiled in horror.

Lawnmover Man

Sensing Batman's presence, George W. Bush flashes The Penguin Signal to summon Dick Cheney.

Biff Turkle

"My God, Ludmila, how can the Americans not have assassinated him yet?"
"Just smile, Vladimir, just smile..."

WonkoTheSane

As he got older, Bush needed a little extra help hearing God's orders.

Supes

Ya see this right here, Mr Putin? My umbrella doesn't stop rain, it catches democracy.

Bush

With the war on terror straining the budget, cutbacks in the missile defense program were inevitable.

IgnominiousBush

“This could only happen to me”, she thought. “I finally let him talk me into wearing only a trench-coat and high heels, and we run into the Putins”.

DFG

Screw Iran, Bush went for Alderaan next.

Darth Haxor

Even after little Georgie grew up, he still didn´t understand why he couldn´t be like Mary Poppins.

MoB

GWB Phone Home

nevered

Thats a very interesting secret of yours, Vlad. Could you say that one more time into my umbrella?

Benny B and The Durbs

George Bush's second version of the Star Wars project was about as well-received as George Lucas's.

J Random

IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER

lawlz

George had landed safely on his feet after falling out of Air Force One.

Bop
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