Now, Mr. Putin, witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Suddenly realizing who its owner was, the umbrella recoiled in horror.

Sensing Batman's presence, George W. Bush flashes The Penguin Signal to summon Dick Cheney.

"My God, Ludmila, how can the Americans not have assassinated him yet?"
"Just smile, Vladimir, just smile..."

As he got older, Bush needed a little extra help hearing God's orders.

Ya see this right here, Mr Putin? My umbrella doesn't stop rain, it catches democracy.

With the war on terror straining the budget, cutbacks in the missile defense program were inevitable.

“This could only happen to me”, she thought. “I finally let him talk me into wearing only a trench-coat and high heels, and we run into the Putins”.

Screw Iran, Bush went for Alderaan next.

Even after little Georgie grew up, he still didn´t understand why he couldn´t be like Mary Poppins.

GWB Phone Home

Thats a very interesting secret of yours, Vlad. Could you say that one more time into my umbrella?

George Bush's second version of the Star Wars project was about as well-received as George Lucas's.

IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER

George had landed safely on his feet after falling out of Air Force One.