Now, Mr. Putin, witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!
TarquiniusSuddenly realizing who its owner was, the umbrella recoiled in horror.
Lawnmover ManSensing Batman's presence, George W. Bush flashes The Penguin Signal to summon Dick Cheney.
Biff Turkle"My God, Ludmila, how can the Americans not have assassinated him yet?"
"Just smile, Vladimir, just smile..."
As he got older, Bush needed a little extra help hearing God's orders.
SupesYa see this right here, Mr Putin? My umbrella doesn't stop rain, it catches democracy.
BushWith the war on terror straining the budget, cutbacks in the missile defense program were inevitable.
IgnominiousBush“This could only happen to me”, she thought. “I finally let him talk me into wearing only a trench-coat and high heels, and we run into the Putins”.
DFGScrew Iran, Bush went for Alderaan next.
Darth HaxorEven after little Georgie grew up, he still didn´t understand why he couldn´t be like Mary Poppins.
MoBGWB Phone Home
neveredThats a very interesting secret of yours, Vlad. Could you say that one more time into my umbrella?
Benny B and The DurbsGeorge Bush's second version of the Star Wars project was about as well-received as George Lucas's.
J RandomIMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER
lawlzGeorge had landed safely on his feet after falling out of Air Force One.
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