With the completion of "Mr. Sander's Juicy Tomatoes", Japan had officially filmed every fetish imaginable.
In Japan's version of the Fantastic Four, sponsers KFC and McDonalds have a lot more say in the script.
In America, we cosplay as Japanese anime characters. In Japan, they cosplay as... well...
You think this is weird? Why? What was the theme at your prom?
The Ninja's grestest talent...the disguise.
Perhaps this will help you remember that you are no exception, Colonel. When Ronald says that no one taller than this sign is allowed in the ball pit, he fucking means it.
Seconds later, Ronald's glove was covered in the Colonel's "Special Sauce"
Although they may look happy and carefree now, the three members of the Mcdonalds clan are about to bludgeon Colonel-san to death.
So ends the million-year blood feud.
Fast food...the musical
If the current "consumerism" craption wins, that will confirm what I have suspected for some time. There is a group of 15 year olds calling everyone they know to vote for their craption.
The colonel's son couldn't help looking back as he ran from the torture that was about to unfold. Ronald was gonna get that recipe.
Don't look at me like that, Sanders. Ms. Mac, you can stay.
"HAPPY SUNSHINE MCDOLPHIN YUM TIME ROCK YAY!!!"
The world as it will be in 2050 - global warming isn't the problem
"Hey Colonel, it's me, Ronald...Remember that business convention we took to Japan about twenty years back...yeah, remember those chicks we hooked up with?...yeah, so guess what?"