Craptions Classics June 15, 2007

Marta! Stop. Just stop. Spraying his genitals is not helping.

Dr Stephen Poop

Other Craptions

"Alright, let's get our story straight right now before PETA shows up..."

TheAmazingShadow

MTV's new series Pimp my Feline was going well until one the lion's immune systems rejected its microwave oven.

cs5

IM IN UR O.R.
EATIN UR TOOLZ

Catcraption

Dicking with Interns #238: "Sir, are you positive it's safe for me to spray lemon juice on the lion's wound before properly tying him down and sedating him?"

"Of course, safest thing in the world"

Arcadia

Shocked, nurse Mendez? That Circle of Life song didn't mention all the blood, tearing and afterbirth involved, did it?

Leery

The rest of the team stared at each other in uncomfortable silence as Randy vigorously gave CPR to the lion's ass.

Lenkrad mit Fusspedalen

PETA had been trying hard to infiltrate this animal testing lab... too hard, actually. It turned out that everyone in the building was a covert spy, and between them all, they'd murdered 4 lions, 16 baboons and 319 hamsters in four weeks.
stavros

If this was Grey's Anatomy you could be sure that one of those doctors was sleeping with the lion.

Cleaverson

In a humane alternative to shooting, big-game hunters can now administer a lethal injection to the animal of their choice.

Ghibline

Rectum?
DAMN NEAR KILLD'EM!

Leo the Lion

Conor, palpate the lion. Davis, check his butt for more lions. Hernandez, suck out the lion fluid.

spermus

What Aslan didn't mention was that his "miraculous resurrection" only occurred because one of the secret portals led to the coat room of John Hopkins emergency room.

Dale

Will you guys QUIT IT?!!? Im up to my elbows in his shit and all you guys can do is ARGUE!

JonnyAngryJonny

No, I'm not a vet...But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

mrtitoman
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