Allah was always nervous when he appeared to his worshippers - then he heard some old advice about public speaking.

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

The adult version of Wheres Waldo was much more fun.

So there I was, naked.

The biggest orgy in human history broke up in frustration when Steve insisted everyone help him look for his contact lens.

"...And then John Cheese became Pope."
"Oh, man. Then what happened?"

the aliens were VERY disappointed when the human bread rolls simply wouldn't rise..

"And that's why we dont let them come to our parties any more..."

you get used to it after a while . . . all I see anymore is . . . blond . . . brunette . . . redhead . . .

It was supposed to be a smiley face but we ran a little low on caucasians.

The stereograms Magic Eye didn't publish.

Dear Mom,
Camp is so much fun, there's great food and funs games plus lots of friendly people. Wish you where here.
Love,
Billy

P.S. I'm the one on the left!

And then they played the brown noise...

"Take all your clothes off and bend over. ...Aaaaahhh, I didn't say 'Simon Says'...

*pfff*
"oh...man...PLEASE God no..."
*pfffsshhhh*
"c'mon...c'mon, just, just bubble back in fucker."
*LOUD WET FART*